Across the Universe

May 30, 2012 • 1,991 notes • ta-ble

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May 30, 2012 • iwastesomuchtime.com

You keep using that word.

May 30, 2012 • iwastesomuchtime.com

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

May 30, 2012 • 7,428 notes • remuslupn

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May 30, 2012 • 31,086 notes • seethroughgrayeyes

narwhalsareunderwaterunicorns:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

OH MY GOD THE COMMENTS I LOVE YOU ALL

May 30, 2012 • 22,580 notes • weasleysweaters

narwhalsareunderwaterunicorns:

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

GENIUS

May 30, 2012 • 43,380 notes • tonkswyrda

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

deezywheezy:

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

^this